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The Origin of Love
You know, evil comes in many forms, be it a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin. But time's a-wasting and evil's out there making hand-crafted mischief for the swap meet of villainy. And you can't strike a good deal with evil. No matter how much you haggle. We don't need to look for a bargain; goodness is cheap because it's free, and free is as cheap as it gets.

Yeah, baby, yeah! I'm the Midnight Bomber what bombs at midnight!

I mean, look, no matter how you feel about Bush, watching him speak is difficult. It's like - it's like watching a drunk man cross an icy street. - Tucker Carlson

[regarding the lawsuit against Napster] The judgment marks a key victory for the recording industry, in its aggressive battle against poor high school students and fun. - Jon Stewart

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion. - Jon Stewart